no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
even my farts smell like vagina
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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