Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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