Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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