I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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