I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
How does one acquire holy water?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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