It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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