your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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