I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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