The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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