Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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