i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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