We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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