Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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