I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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