Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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