Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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