careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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