Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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