my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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