thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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