you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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