Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
So... How much of our rent is drug money?