my mouth tastes like poor choices
only if we run a train.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.