You work out of a Hotel?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious