I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Life is so much better after having sex.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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