the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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