I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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