just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Everything about him screamed your future.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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