Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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