So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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