with your own penis?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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