The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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