Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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