oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The Olympian is in my bed
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize