It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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