So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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