Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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