Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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