just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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