we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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