I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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