If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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