I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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