I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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