So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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