Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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