i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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