Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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