A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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