Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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