I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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