After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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