I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
its liver damage thursday
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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