I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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