her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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