hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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