How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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